Copy feeling a bit stale?

Let’s crisp it up.

MEET BRIT
(BREADITOR-
IN-CHIEF)

Words have always been my jam.

I don’t know about you, but copy’s my favourite thing.

Second perhaps to cats. And maybe third to carbs.

(Alliteration’s somewhere in the mix, too.)

After far too many years of lawyering for my liking, I made the switch to writing and proofreading. It was a natural progression, really, considering how much of my time I’d typically spend editing (read: overhauling) other lawyers’ correspondence, contracts and nonsensical ramblings, and making them palatable for clients. But I digress.

Now, I craft copy that speaks to my dream clients’ dream clients. Because life’s too short to work with people who leave a bad taste in your mouth.

So if you’re a fan of puns, personality-packed copy and pushing the boundaries – hey, I like you already. Let’s chat.

SERVICES

Here are some of the things I can do.

Rollerblade reasonably fast.

Sing Evanescence at the top of my lungs.

Crack my knuckles real loud. Like, it’ll make you jump.

Find hidden gems on Marketplace (furniture and décor, mostly).

Get odd looks from passersby when I take my cat for a walk in her stroller.

Paint my nails with professional-level precision (yep, even my dominant hand).

Now, here are some of the things I can do for you.

  • Love writing as much as I do? Perfect! But just like your bread (mmm... bread), you've gotta proof your copy to make it the best it can be.

    Whether you're a copywriter, SEO specialist or some other sort of wordsmith (even – especially – a DIYer), you need a second set of eyes over your writing to ensure it's not half-baked.

    $80 per hour / packages available

    "This was incredible! Thank you for all of your input! I'm so proud of this piece now and feel it made a complete turnaround with your fresh ideas." – D.R., copywriter

    "It reads so well... definitely crispy! I'm really happy with it." – C.D., creative biz owner

  • A clear set of guidelines to help you structure your communications and stay consistent across all channels.

    Comes complete with a brand overview, messaging tips, dos and don'ts, tagline suggestions, a word bank and more.

    $800

    "You're an absolute legend!" – M.S., creative biz owner

    "OMG you are amazing. I don't know how you do it." – N.J., designer

  • Your online home has to be an expression of who you are, not just what you do.

    Start with a 4-page website (Home, About, Services, Contact), with additional pages and/or SEO copy on request (further fees apply).

    From $1820

    "You nailed it. Makes us so excited. Absolutely love!" – C.R., creative biz owner

    "This is perfect! Looks and sounds amazing." – D.C., creative biz owner

  • Say "see ya!" to overly complicated contracts, services agreements, website T&Cs and privacy policies.

    Instead, send clients a crisped-up set of terms and conditions that they'll actually want to read (no skimming in sight).

    From $360

    "This is incredible. You are incredible. I don't have any changes. You're good at what you do!" – A.H., consultant

    "We now have a beautiful contract!" – C.R., creative biz owner

  • Blog articles. Social captions. Case studies. Email sequences. Press releases. Sales pages. Product descriptions. Pretty much anything else you can think of.

    Available as one-off projects on an ad hoc basis, or on a monthly retainer.

    From $120 (quoted on request)

    "Oh. My. God. You are a damn whiz! How do you do that?!? Brit, it's way better than I could have imagined." – A.H., OBM

    "That all looks really good! You're a superstar." – K.C., designer

WE'RE ON A ROLL

Let's get Ready to Crumble

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